Bret.Christensen


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23. Utah. Horror movie buff. Vegetarian.



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Bret.Christensen
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9:09 PM, 19 October, 2014
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7:46 PM, 19 October, 2014
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7:45 PM, 19 October, 2014

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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7:44 PM, 19 October, 2014

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2:55 PM, 19 October, 2014

owldude:

*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice

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10:43 AM, 17 October, 2014

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

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11:57 PM, 16 October, 2014
rainingidealism:

Twisty: I can’t even deal with this basic ass white bitch.

rainingidealism:

Twisty: I can’t even deal with this basic ass white bitch.

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11:57 PM, 16 October, 2014
  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
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12:39 PM, 15 October, 2014
  • Me: I have a cough, my throat's sore and my head hurts.
  • Web.md: you're dying
  • Me: but I'm not
  • Web.md: dying
  • Me: but
  • Web.md: you're dead
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12:25 PM, 12 October, 2014
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10:16 AM, 11 October, 2014

spooky-gloria-mott:

when you’re feeling really thirsty and u gotta stop yourselfimage

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1:54 AM, 11 October, 2014
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